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Question: A lovely lady sent this to me so had to share it!.!?
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table!. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang!. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call!. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go!. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill!. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously!.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more!. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes!.
The pleasure was indescribable!. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more!. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes!.
The pleasure was indescribable!. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom,Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yeah you look like you eat more than you shouldWww@Enter-QA@Com
I read this on YA about a month ago!. Still had me laughing tho!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I've heard it many times before but it conjures up a vision each time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAH lmao oooooooo these are the best lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that was soooo funny!.!.!.how embarrasing!!!!
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