Can you tell me the funniest blonde joke you know?!
Question: Can you tell me the funniest blonde joke you know!?
You can look it up, please make sure it's funny!. Thank you!.!.
And in case I don't get the joke, can you tell why it's funny!. Once again thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And in case I don't get the joke, can you tell why it's funny!. Once again thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
there was a blonde who worked for a blonde in a office!. one day she went shopping!. she was walking around and saw something on a top shelf!. she went to get some help and asked the person, whats that bright shiny thing on the top shelf!. the guy said, well that a thermos!. the blondes eyes were aglow!. whats it do, she asked!. well, said the guy, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!. oh, said the blonde, i just have to have it!. so the blonde bought the thermos and took it home!. the next day she takes it to work!. her boss sees it and asks, whats that!. the blonde worker says, thats my thermos!. a thermos, asked the blonde boss, whats it do!. well, said the blonde worker, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!. oh, said the blonde boss, what do you have in it!. the blonde worker says two cups of coffee and a popcicle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A brunette went to the doctor and said everywhere she touched hurt!. The doctor told her to touch her face and she said it hurt, she touched her leg and she said it hurt, and so on!. Then the doctor asked the girl if she was really a brunette and she explained that she was really a blond!.
Then the doctor told her that her finger was broken!.
Get it!? Everywhere she touched hurt because her finger was broken!.
Thats like the only blond joke i know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then the doctor told her that her finger was broken!.
Get it!? Everywhere she touched hurt because her finger was broken!.
Thats like the only blond joke i know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the blonde women say when the doctor told her she was pregnant!?
Is it mine!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is it mine!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok so a blonde, burnette, and red head rob a bank and there running away!. and they hide i na farm!. the red head goes with the cows, the burnette goes with the chickens and the blonde goes in the potatoe sack!. the police man goes to the cows and says "anybody here" the red head goes mooooooooooo
then the police goes to the chicken barn and says anybody in here and the burnette says becockkkkkkkkkk and then the police goes to the potatoe stack and says anybody in here and the blonde goes potatoe potatoe LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
then the police goes to the chicken barn and says anybody in here and the burnette says becockkkkkkkkkk and then the police goes to the potatoe stack and says anybody in here and the blonde goes potatoe potatoe LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
what did the blonde order at subway!?!?
a $5 footlong
Somehow I KNOW this is hillarious!. I read it today!. I just don't get it !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a $5 footlong
Somehow I KNOW this is hillarious!. I read it today!. I just don't get it !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A brunette went to the doctor and said everywhere she touched hurt!. The doctor told her to touch her face and she said it hurt, she touched her leg and she said it hurt, and so on!. Then the doctor asked the girl if she was really a brunette and she explained that she was really a blond!.
Then the doctor told her that her finger was broken!.
Everywhere she touched hurt because her finger was dilsocated lol!. get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then the doctor told her that her finger was broken!.
Everywhere she touched hurt because her finger was dilsocated lol!. get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde, brunette and red head were given the chance to talk to a magic mirror, but if they lied the would be killed!. The brunette went up and said, I think I am the most beautiful girl ever!. The mirror sucked her into a portal thing and she died!. Then it was the red-head's turn!. She went up and said, i think I am the most beautiful girl ever!. The mirror suked her into a portal thing and she died!. Next it was the blondes turn!. She went up to the magic mirror and said, I think!.!.!.!.and the mirror sent the swat team over to take her in for questioning!.
get it!? Blondes don't think!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
get it!? Blondes don't think!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd rather say a dumb brunett joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blond, brunette and redhead were stuck on the upper level of a burning building!.
Below, on the ground, were several firemen holding a huge blanket!. To the women, they yelled: “Jump! Jump! We’ll save you! We’ll catch you in this blanket we’re holding!”
The brunette jumps out of the window, and just before she reaches the blanket, the firemen snatch it away!. The brunette lands on the ground and dies!.
The redhead is ready to jump, but isn’t sure she ought to after seeing what happened to the brunette!. The firemen again yell: “Jump! Jump! We like you, so don’t worry!. This time we’ll really keep the blanket in place so you won’t be hurt!. Go ahead and jump!”
So the redhead jumps out of the window!. Once again, just before she reaches the blanket, the firemen snatch it away!. The redhead lands on the ground and dies!.
The blond is now standing at the window scowling at the firemen below!. They yell: We REALLY LIKE YOU, so don’t you worry about a thing!. You will be fine, so go ahead and jump!. We promise to catch you, so come on and jump!”
The blond says: “Oh-h-h-h-h No-o-o-o-o !. !. !. You guys can’t fool me! I know exactly what you’re gonna do!. When I jump, you’re gonna take the blanket away, & I’ll fall just like the others did!. I’ve got it all figured out!. So you guys can just put that blanket on the ground REAL EASY, then SLOWLY BACK AWAY!!!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Below, on the ground, were several firemen holding a huge blanket!. To the women, they yelled: “Jump! Jump! We’ll save you! We’ll catch you in this blanket we’re holding!”
The brunette jumps out of the window, and just before she reaches the blanket, the firemen snatch it away!. The brunette lands on the ground and dies!.
The redhead is ready to jump, but isn’t sure she ought to after seeing what happened to the brunette!. The firemen again yell: “Jump! Jump! We like you, so don’t worry!. This time we’ll really keep the blanket in place so you won’t be hurt!. Go ahead and jump!”
So the redhead jumps out of the window!. Once again, just before she reaches the blanket, the firemen snatch it away!. The redhead lands on the ground and dies!.
The blond is now standing at the window scowling at the firemen below!. They yell: We REALLY LIKE YOU, so don’t you worry about a thing!. You will be fine, so go ahead and jump!. We promise to catch you, so come on and jump!”
The blond says: “Oh-h-h-h-h No-o-o-o-o !. !. !. You guys can’t fool me! I know exactly what you’re gonna do!. When I jump, you’re gonna take the blanket away, & I’ll fall just like the others did!. I’ve got it all figured out!. So you guys can just put that blanket on the ground REAL EASY, then SLOWLY BACK AWAY!!!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
well there's this blond that comes in the store and says can i buy this T!.V and the manager says no we don't sell stuff to blonds!. so the blond went got a wig and again went to the store and asked if she could buy this T!.V!. the manager said no we don't sell to blonds!. then she went dyed her hair and put on a hat and glasses and once again went inside the store and said can i buy this T!.V!. but the manager again said we don't sell stuff to blonds!. the blond got really mad and said well how do you know I'm a blond and the manager said because this is a microwave not a T!.V!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game!. they had great seats behind their team's bench!. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean!?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like!.!.!.Helloooooo!? It's only 25 cents!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean!?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like!.!.!.Helloooooo!? It's only 25 cents!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blonde calls in to 911 and reports her house has been broken into!. The police sends out a canine unit to investigate!. The blonde sees the cop and the dog walking up the sidewalk and says "Oh great, they send me a blind cop!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Patrolman and the Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway!. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs!. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway!. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs!. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"Www@Enter-QA@Com