THE KOALA and the LIZARD?!
Question: THE KOALA and the LIZARD!?
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing!?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some!."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints!.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river!.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river!.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you!?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink!.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says
Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
*"F*uuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk dude!.!.!.!.!.!.!.how much water did you drink!?!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing!?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some!."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints!.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river!.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river!.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you!?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink!.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says
Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
*"F*uuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk dude!.!.!.!.!.!.!.how much water did you drink!?!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMFAO! oh hahahahahahaha! that is soo funny! star for you! *ting*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bahahahahawhahahahah hwhahahahaha HA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaahah
lovely m8!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lovely m8!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, dude, that is hilarious! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That made I laugh, v funny, well done, and thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love the way you can imagine him saying it like that! LMAO
"f*uuuuuuckk"
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
"f*uuuuuuckk"
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
absolutely brilliant : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
pmsl, That's brilliant, nice of you to share a giggle :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that is sooo funny!.
I like it
Star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like it
Star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com