Cowboy's WIFE....lol?!
Question: Cowboy's WIFE!.!.!.!.lol!?
A cowboy's wife came home just in time to catch her husband in bed with another woman!.
With super-human strength, born of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed
out back of the barn!.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then cranked it down so tightly he almost fainted; then she removed the handle!.
The cowboy frantically pulled and tugged but could not free his smashed member!.
Then she picked up an old, rusty carpenter's saw!.
The frightened cowboy screamed, "Stop!
Stop! You're not gonna cut it off, are you!?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
"Nope!. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer!. You do whatever you want!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
With super-human strength, born of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed
out back of the barn!.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then cranked it down so tightly he almost fainted; then she removed the handle!.
The cowboy frantically pulled and tugged but could not free his smashed member!.
Then she picked up an old, rusty carpenter's saw!.
The frightened cowboy screamed, "Stop!
Stop! You're not gonna cut it off, are you!?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
"Nope!. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer!. You do whatever you want!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It would be alright if he had some ice!.!.!.SHRINK right out of there!.!.!.Ohhhh, lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes thats my kind of women,!.!.i would do the samething if i found out my man was cheatingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like a good horror movie scene!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll be faithfull, I swear !!!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
reminds me of the saw movies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow i don't see how that was a question, or even something that would really happen in everyday life, but it is amusing to think of a women so scornedWww@Enter-QA@Com
That gets a star, very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm glad I'm not the husband!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is tooo funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
scary but lol = DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
i like it!
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i like it!
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LOL!.!.!.Thats funny please keep tham coming:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats awesome!! I would totally do that if my man was cheating!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
ooohhh yeaaaahhh!.!.!.we'd be friends, me and her!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
damnnnnWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow if only we were allowed to do that in real life !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com