Please tell me the funniest joke you know.?!
Question: Please tell me the funniest joke you know!.!?
You can look it up too!. My favorite kind are Little johnny and blonde ones!. If you know alot, please list all of them!. Thank you so much!. I just need a laugh today!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Johnny's Mother looked
out the window and noticed him playing church' with
their cat!.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it!.
She smiled and went about her work!.
A while later she heard loud meowing and
hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny
baptizing the cat in a tub of water!.
She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'
Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my
church!.'
I hope you enjoy it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
out the window and noticed him playing church' with
their cat!.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it!.
She smiled and went about her work!.
A while later she heard loud meowing and
hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny
baptizing the cat in a tub of water!.
She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'
Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my
church!.'
I hope you enjoy it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
theres a peice of crap lying on the roadWww@Enter-QA@Com
There are 3 people!.
F***you (thats his name, not something offensive towards you)
Manners
S**t
Now!.!.!.
F***you has just found that Manners just shot S***!. So he calls the police!. Here was his conversation:
"Hello!?"
"Hello, this is the police!. What is your name and what is your emergency!?"
"F***you and my-"
"WHAT!?!!? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME!!! WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME BUBBA!?!!?"
"I'm not joking!! That's my real name!! F***you!!"
"Stop joking around! And mind your manners!!"
"What do you mean!? He's picking up S**t right now!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
F***you (thats his name, not something offensive towards you)
Manners
S**t
Now!.!.!.
F***you has just found that Manners just shot S***!. So he calls the police!. Here was his conversation:
"Hello!?"
"Hello, this is the police!. What is your name and what is your emergency!?"
"F***you and my-"
"WHAT!?!!? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME!!! WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME BUBBA!?!!?"
"I'm not joking!! That's my real name!! F***you!!"
"Stop joking around! And mind your manners!!"
"What do you mean!? He's picking up S**t right now!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So I was driving on near my house the other day and I accidently bumped the guys car in front of me!. So he got out and he was a midget! I was so embarrased, he ran up to my door and was screaming "I'm not happy, I"m not happy" So!.!.!.!.I rolled my window down and said!.!.!.!."well which one are you!?!"
Hope that makes you giggle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope that makes you giggle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call cheese that is not yours!?
Nacho cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nacho cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com
> > > In the hospital the relatives gathered in the
> > > waiting room, where their
> > > family member lay gravely ill!. Finally, the doctor
> > > came in looking tired and somber!. "I'm afraid I'm
> > > the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
> > > worried faces!. "The only hope left for your loved
> > > one at this time is a brain transplant!. It's an
> > > experimental procedure, very risky but it is the
> > > only hope!.
> > > Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will
> > > have to pay for the brain yourselves!." The family
> > > members sat silent as they absorbed the news!. After
> > > a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how
> > > much does a brain cost!?"
> > > The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
> > > brain, and $200 for a female brain!."
>
> > > The moment turned awkward!. Men in
> > > the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact
> > > with the women, but some actually smirked!. A man
> > > unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the
> > > question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male
> > > brain so much more!?" The doctor smiled at the
> > > childish innocence and explained to the entire
> > > group, "It's just standard pricing procedure!. We
> > > have to mark down the price of the female brains,
> > > because they've actually been used!."
> > >Www@Enter-QA@Com
> > > waiting room, where their
> > > family member lay gravely ill!. Finally, the doctor
> > > came in looking tired and somber!. "I'm afraid I'm
> > > the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
> > > worried faces!. "The only hope left for your loved
> > > one at this time is a brain transplant!. It's an
> > > experimental procedure, very risky but it is the
> > > only hope!.
> > > Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will
> > > have to pay for the brain yourselves!." The family
> > > members sat silent as they absorbed the news!. After
> > > a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how
> > > much does a brain cost!?"
> > > The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
> > > brain, and $200 for a female brain!."
>
> > > The moment turned awkward!. Men in
> > > the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact
> > > with the women, but some actually smirked!. A man
> > > unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the
> > > question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male
> > > brain so much more!?" The doctor smiled at the
> > > childish innocence and explained to the entire
> > > group, "It's just standard pricing procedure!. We
> > > have to mark down the price of the female brains,
> > > because they've actually been used!."
> > >Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.!.so it isn't 'adult' humour!.!.!.!.but it makes me laugh every time - especially when someone else is answering the joke!.
knock knock
whos there!?
nobody
nobody who!?
_____
lmao!! (I heard it from a 7 yr old)Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
whos there!?
nobody
nobody who!?
_____
lmao!! (I heard it from a 7 yr old)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde read something that said that bathing in milk will make your skin healthier so she tells her milkman to leave a lot of milk on her porch the next day!. The milkman asks, "do you want it pastuerized!?" She says, "no i'll just get it up to my neck and i can just splash it on my face!."
If you didn't get it, the blonde didn't know what pastuerized meant!. she thought that he meant passed your eyes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you didn't get it, the blonde didn't know what pastuerized meant!. she thought that he meant passed your eyes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
still my faveorite joke and its hella old!. =]
it is like wow your stupid but it is still my faveorite joke!.!.
here it goes!.!.!./
>>>a guy walks into the bar and says, "OUCH!"
lol!. always makes me smile!.
another one is this!.!.!.
>>>it doesn't matter how deep you fish!. it matters how you wiggle the worm!.
lol!. i love that one tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
it is like wow your stupid but it is still my faveorite joke!.!.
here it goes!.!.!./
>>>a guy walks into the bar and says, "OUCH!"
lol!. always makes me smile!.
another one is this!.!.!.
>>>it doesn't matter how deep you fish!. it matters how you wiggle the worm!.
lol!. i love that one tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
FAT PENGUIN!
what!?
oh i just needed something to break the ice
*sorry, i know, my sense of humor is uhh :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
what!?
oh i just needed something to break the ice
*sorry, i know, my sense of humor is uhh :]Www@Enter-QA@Com