Care for a pun?!
Question: Care for a pun!?
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery!.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking!.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative!.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time!.
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before!.
Practice safe eating: always use condiments!.
I fired my masseuse today!. She just rubbed me the wrong way!.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother!.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death!.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded!.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax!.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons!?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy!.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before!.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes!.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome!.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play!.
Banning the bra was a big flop!.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts!.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell!?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!.
Time flies like an arrow!. Fruit flies like a banana!.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor!.
Without geometry, life is pointless!.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination!.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion!.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red!.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking!.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative!.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time!.
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before!.
Practice safe eating: always use condiments!.
I fired my masseuse today!. She just rubbed me the wrong way!.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother!.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death!.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded!.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax!.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons!?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy!.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before!.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes!.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome!.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play!.
Banning the bra was a big flop!.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts!.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell!?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!.
Time flies like an arrow!. Fruit flies like a banana!.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor!.
Without geometry, life is pointless!.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination!.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion!.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red!.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Excellent !
It took me a few seconds to get the Corduroy pillow one!.
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It took me a few seconds to get the Corduroy pillow one!.
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He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself!.
If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler!.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered!.
An electric company is always looking for high energy employees!.
Never put all your begs in one ask-it!.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless!.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger!. Then it hit me!.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired!.
Time flies like an arrow!. Fruit flies like a banana!.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat!.
What's the definition of a will!? (It's a dead giveaway)!.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall!. The police are looking into it!.
To some - marriage is a word !.!.!. to others - a sentence!.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion!.
The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative!.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end!.
Prison walls are never built to scale
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses!.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off!.
She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler!.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered!.
An electric company is always looking for high energy employees!.
Never put all your begs in one ask-it!.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless!.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger!. Then it hit me!.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired!.
Time flies like an arrow!. Fruit flies like a banana!.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat!.
What's the definition of a will!? (It's a dead giveaway)!.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall!. The police are looking into it!.
To some - marriage is a word !.!.!. to others - a sentence!.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion!.
The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative!.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end!.
Prison walls are never built to scale
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses!.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off!.
She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a pity I can't have a pantone book in my dreams it would make the colours more accurate!!!
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if quizzes are quizzical!.!.!.!.!.what are tests!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Odessa, you are definately one of the punniest people I know!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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