Mexican jokes?!
Question: Mexican jokes!?
can u guyz tell me the funniest mexican jokes you have heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hey i am mexican can you tell by the banner of my avatar so i am aloud to say this joke dont report me i aint trying to get in trouble!. 1) Why do mexican cross the border in pairs of two!? because the sign says NO TRESpassing
2) a mexican and black guy are in the car who is driving!? a cop
3)Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant!. "Sid," asked Mundo, "Are there any Jews in Mexico!?"
I don't know," Mundo replied!. "Why don't we ask the waiter!?"
When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews!?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen!. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir!. No Mexican Jews!."
"Are you sure!?" Mundo asked!.
"I will check again, sir!." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen!.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico!. Our people are scattered everywhere!."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews!."
"Are you really sure!?" Mundo asked again!. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews!."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated!. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) a mexican and black guy are in the car who is driving!? a cop
3)Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant!. "Sid," asked Mundo, "Are there any Jews in Mexico!?"
I don't know," Mundo replied!. "Why don't we ask the waiter!?"
When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews!?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen!. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir!. No Mexican Jews!."
"Are you sure!?" Mundo asked!.
"I will check again, sir!." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen!.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico!. Our people are scattered everywhere!."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews!."
"Are you really sure!?" Mundo asked again!. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews!."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated!. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friend, javier was talking to me then he was like,
im going to take a shower because im dirtyy!.
then i was like haha you dirty mexican!.
it was funny!.
but i was just kidding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im going to take a shower because im dirtyy!.
then i was like haha you dirty mexican!.
it was funny!.
but i was just kidding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas!. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down!. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest!. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out!."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish!.
Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message!. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina!.
"What did he say!?" asked the Ranger!.
The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, Gringo!. You wouldn't dare shoot me
hope u like it!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish!.
Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message!. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina!.
"What did he say!?" asked the Ranger!.
The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, Gringo!. You wouldn't dare shoot me
hope u like it!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!. That was a Stupid joke!.!.!.2 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm Mexican so I don't feel bad sharing!.!.!.
Why don't Mexicans barbeque!?
Because the beans fall through the grill!. Ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why don't Mexicans barbeque!?
Because the beans fall through the grill!. Ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats the difference between a mexican man and a couch!?
a couch can support a family
really messed up i know but it'll still give you a chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
a couch can support a family
really messed up i know but it'll still give you a chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok I'm Hispanic, not Mexican, but i found it very funny!.
So in a plane there were a Mexican, an American and a Chinese!. The Plane was about to crash but they could save themselfs by trowing out of the plane unnecessary things so the Plane wont be to leaded and be able to fly!. The Chinese said!. In China we have a lot of rice" he grabbed a couple of rice bags and threw it out!. The Mexican said "In Mexico we have a lot of corn!." he threw away all the corn!. The American said, in America we have a lot of Mexicans , SO he thew the mexican out of teh plane!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
So in a plane there were a Mexican, an American and a Chinese!. The Plane was about to crash but they could save themselfs by trowing out of the plane unnecessary things so the Plane wont be to leaded and be able to fly!. The Chinese said!. In China we have a lot of rice" he grabbed a couple of rice bags and threw it out!. The Mexican said "In Mexico we have a lot of corn!." he threw away all the corn!. The American said, in America we have a lot of Mexicans , SO he thew the mexican out of teh plane!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm Mexican so here we go:
Why do Mexican's drive lowriders!?
Easier to pick the lettuce
Why do Mexican girls get pregnant at a young age!?
Their teachers tell them to go home and do "essays"
What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him!?
"Get off me, homes"
Do you know how to fight in the style of Mexican Juno!?
Ju-no know if I got a gun, and Ju-no know if I got a knife
A Mexican was going to try and pass his citizen test and the last question was to use the words green, pink and yellow in a sentance!.!.!. he thinks for a bit and then goes "At my house, my phone greens, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
VIVA LA RAZA!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why do Mexican's drive lowriders!?
Easier to pick the lettuce
Why do Mexican girls get pregnant at a young age!?
Their teachers tell them to go home and do "essays"
What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him!?
"Get off me, homes"
Do you know how to fight in the style of Mexican Juno!?
Ju-no know if I got a gun, and Ju-no know if I got a knife
A Mexican was going to try and pass his citizen test and the last question was to use the words green, pink and yellow in a sentance!.!.!. he thinks for a bit and then goes "At my house, my phone greens, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
VIVA LA RAZA!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
what's the difference between a book and a mexican!?
a book has papers!!! get it!?!?!?
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
a book has papers!!! get it!?!?!?
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com