Joke? Please?!
Question: Joke!? Please!?
I want to laugh :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why did the chicken cross the road!? to get to the other side :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mickey Mouse is sitting in his lawyer’s office!. The lawyer says, “Mickey, am I to understand that you want to get a divorce from Minnie because she’s she’s crazy!?” Mickey replies, “I didn’t say she was crazy!. I said she’s f##kin GoofyWww@Enter-QA@Com
What happened to the blond dog that was trapped in a bear trap!? It chewed off three legs and was still stuck!.
A hobo was walking down the road with a sheet of corrugated iron and a six pack of beer, when a man asked what he was doing and the hobo replied "Me and the wife just got divorced, she got the kids and I got the home and contents!.
Why was the sand wet!? because the sea weed!.
(It's lame I know but is it also funny because it is so lame)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A hobo was walking down the road with a sheet of corrugated iron and a six pack of beer, when a man asked what he was doing and the hobo replied "Me and the wife just got divorced, she got the kids and I got the home and contents!.
Why was the sand wet!? because the sea weed!.
(It's lame I know but is it also funny because it is so lame)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A red brown and blonde were running from the cops!.!.They all found potatoe sacks!.!.!.They hid in them!.!.A cop tapped the red heads and the red head made a noise!.!.meow meow!.!.the cop said oh its just a cat!.!.!.Then to the brown head!.!.!.he Tapped!.!.!.The brown said Woof woof!.!.!.Oh its just a dog said the cop!.!.!.To the blondes!.!.He tapped it and she said POTATOE POTATOE!!!!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
How did the gum get across the road!?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!.!.!.har harWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was stuck to the chickens foot!.!.!.har harWww@Enter-QA@Com