Do you understand this joke? I don't, please help me!?!
Question: Do you understand this joke!? I don't, please help me!!?
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep!.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it!. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in!.
OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him!. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees!. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood!.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there!?" he asked!. "YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy!. "Good!" said the first bat, "Because I ******* didn't"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it!. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in!.
OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him!. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees!. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood!.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there!?" he asked!. "YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy!. "Good!" said the first bat, "Because I ******* didn't"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It means that he ran into the tree and he got the blood from himself!. It's especially funny because though bats can see they don't use it to find food, they use echo-location or their voices to find food!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He ran into the oak tree while flying!. That's where all the blood came from :)!. He felt stupid and didn't want to tell the others he ran into a tree!. Kind of like when you get a black eye from walking into a pole!.!.!. not that this has ever happened to me or anything :)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
idk its weird!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah!.!.!.thats funny!.!.!.!.to bad you don't understand, your missing out
He was flying, hit the oak tree, and got a bloody noseWww@Enter-QA@Com
He was flying, hit the oak tree, and got a bloody noseWww@Enter-QA@Com
he hit the tree; how do you not understand that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
He dident see the oak tree he bumped in to it a he started bleedingWww@Enter-QA@Com
because he ran into a tree and that's how the blood got on himWww@Enter-QA@Com