Is this cleaner than the first joke ...Deep within a forest a little turtle?!
Question: Is this cleaner than the first joke !.!.!.Deep within a forest a little turtle!?
began to climb a tree!. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground!. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground!.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts!. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate!.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts!. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate!.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
heheheheheheheheeeee this one is better!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, but the other one was funnier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awwwwhhh! Lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
In those same woods, two blondes decided to give hunting a go!. After hours of sitting and seeing nothing, they decided to split up!. Being smart blondes, they settled on a plan in case they got lost!. One would fire a shot up into the air every 10 minutes until they found each other!.
Sure enough, shortly after separation, they realized they were lost!. Even upon firing the said shots into the air, they could not find each other!. Many hours later, with the help of dumb luck, they found each other!.
The one blonde saying to the other, "I thought you were going to keep firing shots into the air!."
To which she replied, "I did, but I ran out of arrows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sure enough, shortly after separation, they realized they were lost!. Even upon firing the said shots into the air, they could not find each other!. Many hours later, with the help of dumb luck, they found each other!.
The one blonde saying to the other, "I thought you were going to keep firing shots into the air!."
To which she replied, "I did, but I ran out of arrows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
O!.o turtles can climb trees!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com