Can you solve a riddle.....a bloke holds a party where each guest has to come dr!
Question: Can you solve a riddle!.!.!.!.!.a bloke holds a party where each guest has to come dressed!?
as an emotion!. 1st guest arrives painted green with 'n' and 'v' across his chest "im green with envy" he says
a woman arrives in pink body stocking with feathers around her bits "im tickled pink!" she says
next, 2 guests are irish, 1 with his TOOL in a bowl of custard and the other with his in a pear!. the host is shocked and asked wat they have comer as!.
"well oim fukn discustard and mick has come in dispear!"
i never can i prefer jokes really sorry try this
Two nuns were driving around Pennsylvania, when a vampire ran out in front of them!. One of the nuns said to the other: “Show him your cross!!” So the other one sticks her head out of the window and shouts: “Get out of our way, you bastard!!!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
a woman arrives in pink body stocking with feathers around her bits "im tickled pink!" she says
next, 2 guests are irish, 1 with his TOOL in a bowl of custard and the other with his in a pear!. the host is shocked and asked wat they have comer as!.
"well oim fukn discustard and mick has come in dispear!"
i never can i prefer jokes really sorry try this
Two nuns were driving around Pennsylvania, when a vampire ran out in front of them!. One of the nuns said to the other: “Show him your cross!!” So the other one sticks her head out of the window and shouts: “Get out of our way, you bastard!!!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha these r both funny :) a star is urs :) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the second on a lotWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL! The second one was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com