I just blew dust of of this oldie have you heard..This guy was lonely so he deci!
Question: I just blew dust of of this oldie have you heard!.!.This guy was lonely so he decided life would be more fun if!?
he had a pet!.,So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet!.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box for use as his house!.
He took the box back home, found a good location for it and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink!.
So he asked the centipede in the box "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer !?"
But there was no answer from his new pet!.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me !?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet!. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation!.
He decided to ask him once more; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting:
" HEY YOU IN THERE!. WOULD YOU LIKE GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME !?"
A little voice came out of the box !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"settle down I heard you the first time!. I'm putting bloody my shoes on!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box for use as his house!.
He took the box back home, found a good location for it and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink!.
So he asked the centipede in the box "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer !?"
But there was no answer from his new pet!.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me !?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet!. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation!.
He decided to ask him once more; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting:
" HEY YOU IN THERE!. WOULD YOU LIKE GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME !?"
A little voice came out of the box !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"settle down I heard you the first time!. I'm putting bloody my shoes on!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
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