Lawyer joke!!?!
Question: Lawyer joke!!!?
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas!. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down!. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest!. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out!."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish!.
Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message!. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina!.
"What did he say!?" asked the Ranger!.
The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, Gringo!. You wouldn't dare shoot me
no offense 2 anybody ITS A JOKE!!!.!.!.!.!.
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But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish!.
Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message!. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina!.
"What did he say!?" asked the Ranger!.
The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, Gringo!. You wouldn't dare shoot me
no offense 2 anybody ITS A JOKE!!!.!.!.!.!.
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Answers:
LOL silly mexicans!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hate themWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats true i bet ,,,, a star !.!. ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
these jokes arn't funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
typical lawyer, eh!?!.!.!.B+ for your joke!.!.!.and one for you:
what do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff!? a good start!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff!? a good start!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it! is it saying he was going to take the tresure or that the lawyer couldn't interpruit!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahaha brilliant thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice i got 1 for u 2
thers a cop a teacher & a lawyer in a bar and thebartender ses "that boy out ther is scarin off all the customers hes playin with s****"
the cops sas ill scare im off so he goes outside and yells"hey boy what-r-u doin!?!?!" and without missing a beat the boy sais "im makin a cop" the cop gets mad and storms inside the teacher laughs and ses "ill show u how its done"so he walks outside and the boy spots him and laughs hey u wanna see the teacher i made!?the teacher gets p-o`d and walks inside now it was the lawyers turn to laugh and he goes"he needs someone who can talk smoothly ill show ya" he walks outside and ses "hey boy what u doing makin a lawyer!?" the boy goes" nope i aint got enough s***"Www@Enter-QA@Com
thers a cop a teacher & a lawyer in a bar and thebartender ses "that boy out ther is scarin off all the customers hes playin with s****"
the cops sas ill scare im off so he goes outside and yells"hey boy what-r-u doin!?!?!" and without missing a beat the boy sais "im makin a cop" the cop gets mad and storms inside the teacher laughs and ses "ill show u how its done"so he walks outside and the boy spots him and laughs hey u wanna see the teacher i made!?the teacher gets p-o`d and walks inside now it was the lawyers turn to laugh and he goes"he needs someone who can talk smoothly ill show ya" he walks outside and ses "hey boy what u doing makin a lawyer!?" the boy goes" nope i aint got enough s***"Www@Enter-QA@Com