Its all about Wives????????? funny?!
Question: Its all about Wives!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? funny!?
My wife dresses to kill!. She also cooks the same way!.
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I bought my wife a new car!. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor!."
I asked her, "Where's the car!?"
She replied, "In the lake!."
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret!.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her!.
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Man is incomplete until he is married!. Then he is finished!.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married!?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!."
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted!."
The next day he received a hundred letters!.
They all said "u can have mine"
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!.
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A man meets a genie!. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets!.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Ok, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I bought my wife a new car!. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor!."
I asked her, "Where's the car!?"
She replied, "In the lake!."
****
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret!.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her!.
****
Man is incomplete until he is married!. Then he is finished!.
****
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married!?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!."
****
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted!."
The next day he received a hundred letters!.
They all said "u can have mine"
****
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!.
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A man meets a genie!. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets!.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Ok, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO THATS FUNNY THNX FOR THE LAUGHWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hhaha funny!
i especially like the one that said " A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted!."
The next day he received a hundred letters!.
They all said "u can have mine"
good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i especially like the one that said " A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted!."
The next day he received a hundred letters!.
They all said "u can have mine"
good job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!! The last one is really funny!!
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i like the last one bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
The wife wanted add and the last one were the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Salam
Yup funny but I have heard many of them Before
Waisay yeh acha nahin hai ap ke lia yani it may be offensive for Wives Lol !!!!
:D Have a great dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yup funny but I have heard many of them Before
Waisay yeh acha nahin hai ap ke lia yani it may be offensive for Wives Lol !!!!
:D Have a great dayWww@Enter-QA@Com