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Question: jason was found dead with an iron bar across his back. in front of him was a bit of food. how did he die?
Answers: jason was found dead with an iron bar across his back. in front of him was a bit of food. how did he die?
Jason is a mouse.
Mousetrap?
obviously he was having a feed, then some dude came up behind him and bashed him with an iron bar.
DUH!!
lol
he died by gagging over his own food and tired using self CPR but failed
is he a mouse?
He died from blunt force trauma from the mousetrap.
obviously
the mouse trap
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jason aint human