(blonde joke)hehehee....is this funny??!
Question: A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen
many books on the subject, and finally, after
getting all the necessary "tools" together,
she made for the nearest frozen body of water.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she
started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE
ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a Thermos of cappuccino. And began to cut
yet another hole.
Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to
the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool,
and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more. "THERE ARE NO FISH
UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward,
and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No...this is the manager
of the hockey rink..."
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
ya can also add me to your contacts..
Answers: A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen
many books on the subject, and finally, after
getting all the necessary "tools" together,
she made for the nearest frozen body of water.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she
started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE
ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a Thermos of cappuccino. And began to cut
yet another hole.
Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to
the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool,
and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more. "THERE ARE NO FISH
UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward,
and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No...this is the manager
of the hockey rink..."
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
ya can also add me to your contacts..
LMAO! hahaha! that is so funny! i love it!
To predictable. Not funny.
ur avatar is very lovely!
i will star u.
hopefully ur account would not be deleted again.
haha! great! thx for posting
i liked it. going to have to share it
Was it Hilton ?
hahaha!!!
Lol i love blonde jokes!
not bad.
hehe.... ice rink!
that is good
i guess that mate ..
ya this is funny you are already in my contact i gave it too you a star how do you write
thought this might interest you.GIMME A STAR!!if you like it..
...and dont blame me ........
Im just cutting and pasting wat I see..
some1 asked a Q. about upsetting other YA users.
this was the answer..
.Open Question byMarMor...
Who's better? Dr.Bebop(Witty Hamster) or Snowkid?
if not one of the two of them, then who?
.......THEN....PRISSIE answered>>>>>
>
first of all remember that snowkid, is young and his jokes reflect that, but bebop is a seasoned master..
Also there is also a difference inthe way the joke is told..
snowkid is verrrrrrrry good, make no mistakes..
( part of me wishes he werent so star hungry,Yet, its cute and part of what makes him unique)
but the hammy......he's just excellant....and unlike some people, hes kinda shy about it, if youve ever checked out his profile, he makes no big show about being good. infact he says the opposite,,,,he says straight up hes not here 4stars and points,,its all about the telling....
and what I like most about bebop..he never sheeets on peoples right to have their opinion--even if it puts him down..
Truly bebop is the king...snowkid, and funny duck are close behind him..
Im just glad they are all here....for us.....!!!!
THEN>>>>
(PRISSIE) get the following Email 5 (FIVE) times FROM YOU
>>>
You have received a message from another user!
From: Snow Kid(is back)
Subject: listen i dont want to be your pal anymore..
Message: the question which mar mor asked about whos bettter snow kid or dr bebop you picked dr bebop and you also called me star hungry..
you also said that im near funnyducky...well i am way more superior than funnyduck i dont even like to be compared with him.....well if de bebop is your pal than and you belive hes better than me,......excuse me but alot of people tell me that i am the joke master of the jokes and riddle section....whatever now you can remove me from your contacts....
I HATE YOU!!!
GOODBYE!!!
>>YOU actually deleted himself from PRISSIE'S contacts...
THEN PRISSIE GETS THIS ANSWER FROM ABU...on her Q.
I've been noticing this rival triangle unfold over the last month or so, and I noticed that Funnyducky is actually coming close. But this is my ranking:
1. Dr. Bepop: You can't argue with that!
2. Snowkid: You can't argue with that either!
3. FUNNYDUCKY: He's new to my list
4. Prissie: You're great too.
5. Brainz: She doesn't tell many jokes but she was the top contributer in the jokes and riddles section.
I don't think you should take it too seriously, i'm sure he was just joking. If I were you, I would probably remove him from my contacts though, because that was NOT funny!
2 hours ago
THEN SNOWKID, YOU ANSWER HER Q. like this....
well let just say sweethear if you and abu like dr bebop more than you stick with them...........
by the way you mentioned about lesly c...but you didnt mentioned about NYchick who said that i am the best,......
AND I AM THE BEST at one time i used to have 180 fans before my account got deleted mroe than dr bebop......they loved me more than you live you hammy...
but now my account is back i still got like 62 fans which is even more than your hammy.....
i know that im kiddish but one thing i know is I AM THE BEST.....BETTER THAN THAT MOUSE witty hamster...you hear me???i hope you do.....
well your nothing but a pathetic lil stupid creature who like to rate ppl... so you can you friend ABU is blocked....welcome to my blocked list....
BTW i am the best i got better joke than anyone on yahoo answers.....BECAUSE PPL LIKE ME...ppl like you and abu have problem with me fine.......goodbye....
i got some die hard fans..........AND THEY ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE MY DIE HARD FANS>.....
as far as you are concern you can go whereever you wanna go....SNOW KID IS THE BEST!!!
btw i have reported your question....GOODBYE AND WELCOME TO MY BLOCKED LIST!!!...
YOU AND ABU ARE REMOVED FROM MY CONTACTS BECAUSE YOU ARE A LESBIAN AND HE IS A GAY!>....BYE BYE!!!
1 hour ago
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WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?????
SNOWKID you have always been one of my favourites.
but this is a horrible way to act.
I just dont get it.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY..... you sure know how to pull off a very funny joke....have a star......
no, snowey.....She said you are verrrry good, and the star thing is cute and is what makes you unique...
-look I love your jokes, but I really think you over reacted...
maybe if you just say sorry...
good one thanks
it is funny !!lol
you are a fat asss gay homo go to helll