Is this joke well written....A non Blonde enters a store that sells curtains.?!
Question: She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the non blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The non blond replies, "Fifteen inches.
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman."That sounds very small, what room are they for?
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies,"but Miss, computers do not need curtains!
"The non blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
Answers: She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the non blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The non blond replies, "Fifteen inches.
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman."That sounds very small, what room are they for?
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies,"but Miss, computers do not need curtains!
"The non blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
Lols .
Well it mad me laughhh
:D
Niiiice. Make her buy some cheese for her Mac.
=D
hahah thats pretty funny :)
i hate blonde jokes, i like how this is a NON-blonde. lol.
hehe.. acceptable.
ha funny good one
instead of noon-blonde, say "blonde" or "brunette" etc.
no, its poo
Instead of writing non blonde, you could specify some other colour. Good joke though.
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Yours is written very well and I laughed hard....I have just given you my concept of an ending that is all....good luck with it....keep the gags coming !!...................
In my opinion, jokes are way better in person, just because you see their personality, face expression, and emotion in their voice.
But I guess it's alright, kind of pointless, I guess? I don't get why you have to stress the 'non-blonde' part? Maybe I just don't get it?
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well maybe u should put "non-blonde" replace it with "blonde"
or u could replace it with "brunette" or "redhead" and then after she says ive got windows the salesman could say 'ur not really a brunette are u?' or 'ur a blonde arent u?'
apart from that its ok
hope i helped =)
If you had foul up the earth with repeating that joke, I would give her a hair color like brunette or red head, instead of non blond.
Non blond just doesn't sound right.
PS. Your joke sucks
It looks like "non blond" became "blond" in this line:
"The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor."
And I don't typically like LONG jokes that have eyerolling puns. But I DO love eyerolling puns so don't get me wrong. I just think because they're eyerolling they should be short and to the point so I would remove this:
"The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the non blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. "
Other than that I think its a pretty fun joke! I'm guessing you're blonde.
No, it is not well written. It is very confusing. Here let me re-write it for you okay?
A blonde lady enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but she seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde replies, "Fifteen inch ones!"
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman."That sounds very small, what room are they for?
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies,"but Miss, computers do not need curtains! Curtains are for windows!
"The blonde replys, "Hellllooooooooo. My computer has Windoooooows!"
Lol, awesome Best. Joke. Ever.
you could do with out saying non blonde just say a girl walks into a store also you are saying non blonde over and over again sounds it sounds to repetitive.. also the 4th time you ended up calling her a blonde hehe but it was a cute joke in all.
1. "The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor." shouldnt it be non blonde?
2. why use the word 'non-blonde'
lol ........edit..lol yeah right ........
lmao
ha ha
funny.
Ooo lala that is funny and cute. i got a chuckle. lolz Kat star
That's pretty good