Two Irish men apply for a job on a building site?!
Question: Foreman says right I have you in one at a time
says to the first right your'e a god fearing man
answer these two questions right and you've got the job
1st question
can you name Jesus's mother
fella replies
that would be the virgin mary
2nd question
Jesus had 12 disciples
can you name two
Matthew & Mark came the reply
Thats good says the foreman youv'e got the job
send your mate in
fella goes outside says to his mate
piece of cake but just to make sure i've
written the answers on the handle of your shovel
In he goes
foreman says right same 2 questions for you
1st question
can you name Jesus's mother
he looks at his shovel handle and replies
sure that would be the virgin Mary
yeah thats good says the foreman
2nd question
Jesus had 12 disciples
can you name 2
fella looks at the handle and says
would that be SPEAR & JACKSON sir
Answers: Foreman says right I have you in one at a time
says to the first right your'e a god fearing man
answer these two questions right and you've got the job
1st question
can you name Jesus's mother
fella replies
that would be the virgin mary
2nd question
Jesus had 12 disciples
can you name two
Matthew & Mark came the reply
Thats good says the foreman youv'e got the job
send your mate in
fella goes outside says to his mate
piece of cake but just to make sure i've
written the answers on the handle of your shovel
In he goes
foreman says right same 2 questions for you
1st question
can you name Jesus's mother
he looks at his shovel handle and replies
sure that would be the virgin Mary
yeah thats good says the foreman
2nd question
Jesus had 12 disciples
can you name 2
fella looks at the handle and says
would that be SPEAR & JACKSON sir
Ha ha. lol
Good, but Mark wasn't a disciple - just to be pedantic. He just wrote the book of Mark - he never met Jesus.
Sorry!
i like it
very good lol i like it
LOL! Thanks for that one!
lol thats funny:D
LOL...very good.
Thanks for a Laugh
i dont get it ??????????
whats wrong with spear and jackson???????
great, i'll be using that one down the pub later
i dont get it?