Trainee at the undertakers?!


Question: On his first day at work the undertaker says to him
old fred has died whilst having sex and still has a stiffy
we cant put the lid on the coffin see if you can get the lid on for us
a little later the undertaker asks if he has managed the job

Oh yes says the trainee
I measured up,got me brace & bit drilled a hole put on the lid

What you mean you left if sticking through says the undertaker
Oh no says the traineee
I gave it a couple of swipes with the jack plane

Now it looks like a knot in the wood


ENJOY


Answers: On his first day at work the undertaker says to him
old fred has died whilst having sex and still has a stiffy
we cant put the lid on the coffin see if you can get the lid on for us
a little later the undertaker asks if he has managed the job

Oh yes says the trainee
I measured up,got me brace & bit drilled a hole put on the lid

What you mean you left if sticking through says the undertaker
Oh no says the traineee
I gave it a couple of swipes with the jack plane

Now it looks like a knot in the wood


ENJOY

Excellent! When I read the headline, I thought it was going to be this one:-

The trainee did so well that by Friday the undertaker told him he had to go away for the week-end and trusted him to look after the place while he was gone, with the instruction to log in any stiffs and put them in cold storage until he got back on the following Monday.

On his return, the trainee told him that there had been a tragedy over the week-end and the body of a young girl had been brought in, who he had presumed had drowned.

On inspecting the young girl's body, the undertaker asked the trainee what made him think she had drowned.

The trainee said "well sir, she has a prawn stuck between her legs", the undertaker took a look and said, "you silly b*gger, that's not a prawn, that's her clitoris".

"That's funny" said the trainee, "it tasted just like a prawn".

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