Anyone know any funny jokes I can tell my bf and his friends?!
Question: why are women like hurricanes?
when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car!!
a girl said to her boyfriend that she wanted to make love for the first time to him.
he got really excited and went out to buy condoms.
on his way into town she called him to let him know that he was invited round for dinner with her parents and that after dinner she would make love to him.
he walks into the pharmacy beaming with excitement and looks at the many racks of condoms.
he hasn't a clue which ones to buy so he asks the pharmacist for help.
after half an hour of sorting through "her sensation", "max performance" and many others he finds the brand he thinks will work best.
the pharamcist that has helped him asks if he wants the condoms in a 3-pack, 5-pack or family pack.
the boy replies, "well seeing as it will be her first tome tonight, the family pack because we'll be doing a lot of it"
so, prepared and nicely dressed he goes to the girls house for dinner.
she answers the door looking gorgeous and he is so excited for their night together.
he sits at the table with her family and they say grace.
at the end of grace they begin eating.... everyone but the boy.
after a few minutes the girl bends down and says, "i never knew you were this religious"
he replies, "i never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
Answers: why are women like hurricanes?
when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car!!
a girl said to her boyfriend that she wanted to make love for the first time to him.
he got really excited and went out to buy condoms.
on his way into town she called him to let him know that he was invited round for dinner with her parents and that after dinner she would make love to him.
he walks into the pharmacy beaming with excitement and looks at the many racks of condoms.
he hasn't a clue which ones to buy so he asks the pharmacist for help.
after half an hour of sorting through "her sensation", "max performance" and many others he finds the brand he thinks will work best.
the pharamcist that has helped him asks if he wants the condoms in a 3-pack, 5-pack or family pack.
the boy replies, "well seeing as it will be her first tome tonight, the family pack because we'll be doing a lot of it"
so, prepared and nicely dressed he goes to the girls house for dinner.
she answers the door looking gorgeous and he is so excited for their night together.
he sits at the table with her family and they say grace.
at the end of grace they begin eating.... everyone but the boy.
after a few minutes the girl bends down and says, "i never knew you were this religious"
he replies, "i never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
I think it's pretty funny when people in "jokes & riddles" ask for jokes or riddles, instead of reading the jokes or riddles.
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Say you wrote to jokes and riddles and asked for one.
Mickey Mouse is sitting in his lawyer’s office. The lawyer says, “Mickey, am I to understand that you want to get a divorce from Minnie because she’s she’s crazy?” Mickey replies, “I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she’s f##kin Goofy!
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-Micheal Jackson Tried To Kill Himself By Jumping Off A Boat Into The Harbour. Police Later Found Him Bobbing Up And Down On A Boy !
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD. Why did the 2nd squirrel fall out of the tree? HE WAS STAPLED TO THE FIRST ONE. Why did the 3rd squirrel fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE>
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