Could someone say something to make me smile? Something that makes me laugh, bes!
Question: thanks everyone.. funny jokes or a saying is good
Answers: thanks everyone.. funny jokes or a saying is good
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
I was wondering why that ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
tickle,tickle,tickle
A hooker asked superman why he was putting cotton in both of his ears and into his nose, after putting on a condom? He told her that he couldn't stand hearing women scream and the smell of burnt rubber.
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