Who can come up with the most deliriously nonsensical answer?!
Question: best answer goes to the person whose response is so confusing it's funny. no points will be awarded for gibberish or things in a different language.
Answers: best answer goes to the person whose response is so confusing it's funny. no points will be awarded for gibberish or things in a different language.
Alright here's what you do..
Take a purple polka-dotted panda and place it in Fairy Land.
Then take some Advil and cover it in peaches and strawberries until its an invisible powder.
After that you go to youtube and search- vbholcfbhurov. It is a freakin turkey picture.
Next you must go to Krypton and bring back some cat fur pudding with a side of dog tail.
Once you've done that you must locate a flying pink and yellow striped hippo in a toga to read your foot.
Now as long as you've done none of the above you should be able to do this first myspace.
If you go to the hidden leaf town and locate Inuyasha so he can find you a four tailed whale on mars.
By this point your eyes should be square with a big blue bubble in the middle.
Along with ten legs and a dog attached to your arm.
You might also want to go get the muddy shoes out of your oven before they become undercooked.
Go to China and kidnap Bill Gates as he tries to kill the queen of Jupiter.
Have your triplet brothers go to the sun to kill some moon rocks.
Have your step-dad take the floor fan out of your bunk-bed to give your other brothers as they swim to a far off galaxy to freeze a 1,548,983,376 year old woman.
Finally, you must find a giant poisonous flying butterfly with 100 antennas and no wings to sting you so you can buy a fox demon at the nearest Sam's-mart.
ofcourse mosquitoes taste better than a kick in the bathtub. the last thing you need is the weather on tuesday under a jigsaw puzzle. when you write me i will be out shopping.
good luck
myself
p.s. paris is bleeding like a cow
whhhat??
big pie ate bigger pie with poop mustard and ketchup on crust and don't do play poop de do wth dog on sidewalk watching clean perfumed stick in hot bathtub eating.
Only kittens can come up with nonsense. Especially genetically altered kittens, filled with corn and hamster fur! They fly around the sky like porcupines on crack! One of them crawled into my ear once and I gained the ability to see the future! In your future I see FUZZY LITTLE REPUBLICANS RIDING A T-REX. RUN T-REX! CARRY THE FUZZY REPUBLICANS TO FREEDOM! Still, enough talk about the weather. Let's talk politics. Fish in the calendar, fish in the calendar, fish in the calendar. I FOUND WALDO! HE'S HIDING IN YOUR POCKET WITH CARMEN SANDIEGO AND BIN LADEN! Carmen Sandiego and Waldo, sitting in a tree, H-A-M-S-T-E-R. Second star on the right, and straight on 'til morning! That's how you make lemonade, yep yep yep!
it was dark when we drank milk from a spoon
Me.
I dont get it.
KEYS TO NESSIE'S LOFT
~a story~
Nessie heads off to work with his tie on. down to the lake and flips in, time to work. he turns his collar down and walks to his cubicle
"hi nancy," he smiles and adjusts his glasses wiht one flipper.
"hello nessie," she mumbled.
Nessie was hurt and went back to his desk. A pop up came up on his computer,
"whats this?" said nessie dumbfounded it was a red headed naked woman the ad read 456-IM-A-LONELY-SEAMONSTER.
"hmmm..." nessie took a mental picture of the number... and ad, he was quite a lonely sea monster.
Later that night he called "Uhh... hi my names nessie i live in loch ness... wana come visit??" he said in his stupid barney-like voice.
"Sure, big boy"
later that night a blonde woman came to his loft. she scanned nessie,
"hows this gunna work?" nessie asked like an ameteur.
"Oh ive handled plenty of sea monsters... just asked champ in lake champlain." (Flashes pic of champ smiling)
"oh...okay"
in the morning the blonde lady left. Nessie gave her the keys to his loft. Stupid move, monster.
first I'D reccomend that you go see the doctor and tell him you have nausea. After he prescribes you medication for the genital warts, go home and rub the cream on your feet. That should take care of your migraines.
purple oranges poop butterfly wings
yes that's right. earth is editable. put a little water in it and it makes delicious pies
one day at uni my lecturer started a definition 'an isometric isomorphism is..' and then the fire alarm went off and we had to evacuate. the next day he finished, '..an isomorphism that is isometric'. so basically a red apple is an apple that is red. at the end of my course i still had no idea what an isometric isomorphism actually was. do you?
A T-shirt cause tricycles only have 4 wheels.
Well see, the moosey goose has to be eating the juicy caboose, because the goosey moose was too busy killing the juice beside the loose goose.
Also, the porcupine didnt make any friends because he was acctually a bookcase.
fussbudgets meet again
Quick! Answer my poll! Winnar gets something!
A. lol that guy fell into a lava pit and lmao it was funny
B. Potato chips on spaghetti is delishious
C. The bigger your moustache, the more attractive you are.
D. Dont choose this answer! This answer is for wussies!
E. I pick my nose for breakfast.
Guess what? YOU PICKED THE WRONG ANSWER.
I win this round, but I'll pay next time!
Muhwahwahwahwahwa
*theme music in background
"Evil....evil is his one and only name......"
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
"Evil....in his mind there is no other game!...."
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
Meanwhile:
George Bush: Okay Mr. Furby. We know you belong to terrorists. Spill them beans.
Furby: I wuv' you. *under breath* ya jackass
George Bush: ~sigh I give up. This stupid thing won't talk. Just leave it here.
Furby: *in its mind* The fools. They don't realize that I placed an atomic bomb in the basement. And when it goes off...
*outloud* KABOOM!
George Bush: What was that Furby?
Furby: *shifts eyes* I farted.
Sixteen, because if a tree equals one, then two is a switch because Seventeen magazine is an allusion of a carton of eggs. A kick in the paycheck is exactly what our voting booth needs to get this witch started, because if a cat's lives are so sweet, it shouldn't need to wear gloves until it goes over the stool.