A guy walks into the barbershop and asks...?!
Question: "How long is the wait for a haircut?"
The barber says "About 2 1/2 hours"
The guy says ok, then leaves.
3 days later, he stops by the barbershop and asks the same question. The barber says "About 3 hours". The guy simply leaves.
3 days later, the guy asks the same question yet again. The barber says "About an hour and a half". The guy leaves again, not saying a word.
The barber says to his friend "Do me a favor and follow that guy. He always asks how long the wait is for a haircut, and then doesn't come back. I have never even cut his hair before".
The friend leaves, then comes back laughing hysterically.
"Where did he go?" asks the barber.
The guy just grinned and said "Your house!"
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Answers: "How long is the wait for a haircut?"
The barber says "About 2 1/2 hours"
The guy says ok, then leaves.
3 days later, he stops by the barbershop and asks the same question. The barber says "About 3 hours". The guy simply leaves.
3 days later, the guy asks the same question yet again. The barber says "About an hour and a half". The guy leaves again, not saying a word.
The barber says to his friend "Do me a favor and follow that guy. He always asks how long the wait is for a haircut, and then doesn't come back. I have never even cut his hair before".
The friend leaves, then comes back laughing hysterically.
"Where did he go?" asks the barber.
The guy just grinned and said "Your house!"
star if u liked it
haha!thats great.if i could give u like 3278 stars i would=]
poor barber... Someone was getting service. LOL Big star for you.
lolz! 1st star from me :)
Dont understand but ok heres a star
LOL that was to funny!
Heard it before but it's worth repeating. Star for you.
So he's the creep who got the bed sheet all muddy.
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You get a bonus on this one if you tell me who the dirty dude was
it was good
6 and a half / 10
good job!
Seeing as how I am from Politics section, I do not know how how to laugh at this particular humor.
Humor to me is Quayle thinking that he had a chance of winning presidency let alone nomination.
or
Obama still thinking that he is still America's political Savior
sorry, I was the one who started this question, and Micheal M was my contact so he saw the joke himself.
so I am sorry that you had seen Michael M lame answer.
I luv this joke the first time i heard it and I still luv it.