Please explain this old joke....My First Time?!
Question: It was my first time ever,
And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
We were all alone:
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were brown,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best,
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame;
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
Answers: It was my first time ever,
And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
We were all alone:
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were brown,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best,
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame;
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
lol I'm stuck on that one too maybe search for some kind of solution on google
first time getting layed. milk=***
its a dirty joke.
as you read it, u are certain it is describing sexual acts
but as you reach the end you see just how dirty minded everyone is these days ; all he was doing was milking a cow
he's talking about his first time milking a cow, but it describes it as if its his first time having sex.
It is simply a swithch a roo. You think if is going to be sexual, but it is just milking a cow
I'm not really sure what needs explaining...it leads you to believe it's his first time having sex...but it's about milking a cow
it implies that the speaker is having s*x with a woman, but is instead milking a cow.
She c*m liike crazy
I think thatsz what is trying to say
If you dont get it them the joke is not appropriate for you
A boy goes and milks his cow for the first time...
It's basically all in the last sentence, the boy (im guessing) was milking a cow a night and "the white stuff" is milk ;]
No explanation needed, it's hilarious. Star.
It is not a sexy joke. You are just milking the cow.
An Engineer joke from Fun Lok
Here is an EA Design engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Ooty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grandma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between our engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, every body heard a kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping. Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.
Grandma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."
PM thought that,"I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"
That girl thought that,"I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".
Finally, do u know what our clever Design engineer thought?
"This one minute in my life is wonderful, It hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."
haha, and i was thinking something else...
What a dirty mind, bet you did know that.
Because the language of the poem suggests he is about to have sex with a girl. But then you find out that he's just milking a cow, which also fits the language.
What's to explain? The jokes on us cause we get fooled!!
lol Good one!!
DUDE WHAT THE FREAK this is beyond stupidity so he`s not a v****n he`s a farmer this is just uhhhh that's not funny its about a dude milking a cow in the middle of the night and why would he regret it? its a freAking cow and why does this dude find the cow sexy "her fine legs" this is just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its his first time milking a cow
haha that is funny...basically they make it sound like it is first time in sex when it is just milking a cow
It's a clean dirty joke