Hows that???????????did u like it??????????!
Question: IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!
how is that?
Answers: IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!
how is that?
So we are also in prison .A good one
Here a joke for you :
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
I hope you will like it.
lol i hope ur not planning to go in prison...hahahahahaha
Hmmm... I used to think where I work is like a prison. Now I think I'd like to go to prison for a holiday!
yeah that's good
On your desk I had put a paper.
On the right hand bottom corner I have written answer
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......
take a star.
rofl.....that was very very good....matters what prison tho..ey ;)
lol
heres the star.....i dont understand why u want it so bad tho...lol
lol
this is an old one
Datz cool ! ! ! *STAR* fo u!!!
u have very good jokes miss Indian
i liked them before also
wow!
tooo good
999/10
these rock!
good job..
1 more thing.. PRISONER @ jail is far Better than BoSS @ work place... :| who has his eagles eye on u 24/7...
cant answer a Q. if @ work.. :(
i love prison...! ! !