What Do Retired People Do All Day? {joke}?!
Question: Working people frequently ask retired people, What you do to make your days interesting. Johnny answers,
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said,
'Come on man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a jackass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Mary called him a poop head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
Answers: Working people frequently ask retired people, What you do to make your days interesting. Johnny answers,
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said,
'Come on man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a jackass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Mary called him a poop head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
Lol Honey I am glad I am not that car owner that got all them tickets,I would love to have seen his face,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
Sit at the chair they love so much and get fat.
Nice joke.
OMG! that is sooo funny! haha...
poor guy that gets all of those tickets!
imma do that when i get old...
thanks for explaining the joke.....
thats was funny
ROFLMAO thats funny
a joke is not funny if you have to explain it
OMIGOODNESS!!!!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!
lol that was funny.
LOL I love it! Can't wait to tell my parents, but maybe I shouldn't... I don't want to give them any "ideas!"
ha that made my day ha ha ha ha it was funny
Why did you have to explain it at the end.. I think anyone with a brain got it and now I'm upset that you ruined a perfectly excellent joke.
:] thats funny
thx u cheered me up a little :]
LMAO!!!! I love it!
Funny! 100!
Yeah I got the punchline. hahahahaha very good, what a impish old couple.
Did you know my daddy? this was so cute. But you may have destroyed the image of the sweet older couple next door. LOL
hahahah naughty naughty oldies!!