How random r u?!


Question: just right random things her and try and make them funny :)


Answers: just right random things her and try and make them funny :)

help! i glued my eyes shut!

purple eggs
no
PEANUTBUTTER

Tomorrow the chipmunks will be dancing

well, im pretty random. you can ask my friends. well here is sumthing. might not be good but its the only thing i can think of in such little time:
what if some ones name was typo.

"hi! whats your name?"
"typo."
"how do you spell that?"
"however you want"

purple dinosaurs walked down my block yesterday....

omfg im Tbed

And so I said" No, the LEFT SHOE!" AHAHAHAHA that's not funny..says my third perosnality..

my friend told me a joke just before morning break and it took me until last lesson (4 hrs of thinking it over) to get it. i burst out laughing in my german lesson to the suprise of most of my class and teacher. unfortutately i had to admit why i was laughing.
:o)

i also once hada dream that i was swimming in coco-pops with George Bush and Gordon Brown. My friend never lets me forget it...

oihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! u yes u i'm tukin 2 u chicken wings and hippopotemus ties pls 10k u.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

i love you

purple hippos dancing on a spiral tortise in the month of june

My feet smell like cheese :)

cheese

the cat licked its paper flower ketchup it the water

my aunt dated a guy from yugoslavia, it's their 2nd date and they're in the car going to the restaurant making small talk.
all of a sudden the guy says when to we make a luf ?she tells him i think we shold wait a little bit... he insists to know how long...she's like well i think it's too soon, i think we should wait a while...we just started seeing each other... he starts to laugh.. why you laughing she asks... he say .. not a lof... a leff when do we a leff? true story

Fishes in ballet shoes

Yellow Elephant Noses

Green and red peanut-butter balls

Bald eagles

Arrogant Fleas

A Purple eyebrow

Goldfish

Trampoline

Snorkel

Albuquerque

I ate twelve skunks, and had a jellofish for dessert.

That's all I got for tonight.

Why do we drive in a park-way, but we park in a drive-way?

AHHHHH, LOOK, AN ORANGE!

OMG im totally random i am actually a member of randomness theatre company and me and my friends (in association with the little chinese man of course) have made some comic strips about penguins but the school magazine wouldnt print it because it didnt make any sense. and i have an obsession with strawberries.

=^.^=

Hey can i turn off the lights please?



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