Here is a little dirty joke buta funny one do you liked it?!
Question: IM NOT A GAY!!!!!IM NOT A GAY!!!!I AM NOT A GAY some guys are trying to put my image down..
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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Answers: IM NOT A GAY!!!!!IM NOT A GAY!!!!I AM NOT A GAY some guys are trying to put my image down..
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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that is hilarious.
hahaha i like it
lmao..xx
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lol roflmao
lol that is very FUNNY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK BELL 5 FOR
Thanks, I' ll tell it in French .
thats funny=)
lol very funny one
i hope that there is a bell 5 in it for foreign add
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Yeah! But I bet she was ugly! Still! You know what they say, you never look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire!
poor guy
I just have to LMAO it's just funny lol in a dirty way ;)
rofl thats the best laugh i have had ALL WEEK!!! hahahahahahah
wow, been a while since I herd that one. But still a good one.
hha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.that was a great joke.hope i can remember that.
What happened to snow kid..i went to click on it to see all of your question and it said i couldn't...good to know your back!
Thats funny! What is bell five for?!?!
lmao very good !!! hahahaha !!! =)
LMAO! that is brilliant! *
ya its little dirty joke but it was funny
Ha Ha i love it its great to hear something different
lol
my wife says bell 5 .. get a new hose ..ha ha ha
snow kid! that is hilarious! P.S.i know your'e not gay. here's a star..you def deserve it.
hehe that is really funny!
lol
this happens to me to much but you get a star