Why did the mushroom cross the road?!
Question: whyy?
Answers: whyy?
i don't know,i was too busy fainting...walking mushrooms tend to have that affect on me.
It was following the chicken!
To get to the other side??? haha.
:D
to kick a chicken in the nuts
Because the chicken was on the other side
and they wanted to make a pie.
It wasn't the chicken dropped it
on the way to the other side and
it is still rolling on the road.
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To be with me because i am a "funguy type of person"
ummmm....because there was not mush....room on the side he was on? or there was too( or two) mush room on the side he was on and he didn't like it? hense the play on words here.
ummm....because you ate a funny (drug) mushroom and hallucinated that the chicken was a mushroom instead?
I seriously don't know. These are my best guesses. Wish I had the answer to your question. =)
i have no idea
Because the toad's Stool stunk, and fun-gus had already crossed the road to escape.
To see his mate
cos there wasn't mush room on the side he was on so he went to the other side.
OMG a walking mushroom!!!
cuz he wanted to be a fungi (fun guy).
how about this one?
to make a delectable chicken pot pie!
holy cow! a walking mushroom! *think of the talking muffin joke!!
he had been doin' some shrooms, and thought he was the chicken...? i dont know. that ones just dumb.
To get high with Towelie from South Park
mushrooms cant walk so they cant cross the road
lol
maybe it was so it could meet some other mushrooms and settle down and produce more little mushrooms ahhhh
Because he was kept in the dark
and fed bulls*it
coz he wanted to cross-over!
a walking mushroom very clever .oxo