Ok this may be sexist, but its good as a very final joke, yes?!
Question: Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river.." Poof! God gave him big
arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and
strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please
give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof!………………
He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
Answers: Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river.." Poof! God gave him big
arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and
strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please
give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof!………………
He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
not sexist women know their stuff!!
ha ha ha. I like it
hahahahaha well good
lol that was funny x can i be rated best answer ahah lol
its true. the men would never have checked the map. not because of intelligence, but because of their ego lol.
thats so true!
is this a joke?
That is funny and mean to men at the same time!
............I like it women have to get back at men evrey now and then. ........and im a man just in case
that's sickeningly sexist...
AYE YOUR RIGHT WITH THAT ONE
ha brilliant , unless it was me id probably have the map upside down and be standing there in my rubber ring!
lol so true!
omg that was a great one!
That was good. The ending surprised me. Post-modern comedy!
ha ha - I like it
THAT IS SO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! you get a star!
lol =D
have a star!!
this is ace. lol.
funny hahahahaha nice 1
love it classic
Haha