Priceless, Has this this happen to you.?!
Question: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit
her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'
Priceless.
Answers: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit
her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'
Priceless.
lol. that was a good one. i havent heard any good jokes latley but that one was pretty good!
=]
made me smile
lmfao.....that was STUPID but funny.....
hahaha, good one
omg that is really really really sad how rude i mean every one has a bad day but that wasnt cristian like at all
HAHA, That's funny. I forwarded to my mom, she's aminister.
I'm sure she'll use that in a sermon.
omg!! rotfl! agreed, priceless
lol thats a funny one. no i cant say thats ever happened to me
Awesome....real nice!
LOL! My minister told us that one at church!
Very funny! Can't say it's happened to me though...
oh yeah this is one of the best so far
Oh yeah. that has happened to me before, bunches of times.
not
hahaha
thats a good one!
my dad's a reverend, and im sure he'd like this joke.
here's a star!
yup, that's why i don't put any Jesus stickers on my car.
idk did it?
Now I do agree that was pricless,thank you for the smile and have a Blessed weekend.
Chuckle :)
lol
Pure brilliance!!! sending this one to my friends. thnx for the laugh!!!