4 simple questions, can you give simple answers??!


Question: 1- If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
2- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
3- Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
4- How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?


Answers: 1- If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
2- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
3- Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
4- How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

1- congress
2-humans
3-becuz they want more money
4-becuz you are angry,and think that pressing harder will make the remote work

Bungee jumping is like getting a bl^wjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.

1. congress
2. humans
3. cos they try to rip u off
4. cos u try to rip the remote off

1 congress
2 humans
3 they're stupid
4 i'm stupid

no progress haha
what other people eat, they are a group
i have no idea
because i have issues.

1 congress
2 humans
3 cause they sux
4 cause your mad.

These weren't funny the first time I heard someone else tell them 20 years ago..............

interesting.

1. dropping down?
2. normal food
3. they like pushing you
4. its tempting

i actually have no idea lol

1. retrogress
2. food
3. you broke the terms and conditions
4. i dont use the remote control when i know the battery isnt working..

Congress!!!!
Humans? (OMG!! They're cannibals!!!)
they want moneez =D
we truely believe that if we do press harder, then it will work. =p

*congress
*humans
*bcuz they wna make th rich richer, n th poor poorer
*cus ur 2 lazy 2 get off ur **** n press the buttons on th tv, n u jus hope ur efforts will be rewarded, haha
(altho if u jus open th bak, n giv th batteries a wee twirl, they'll at least c ya fru for anofa wee wile!!!!)

1) Failure
2) Anything and everything
3) Because they're money hungry, blood sucking leeches, and boo hoo most of the banks have incuured huge losses through the credit crunch.
4) I don't, I just throw at the wall

1. congress?
2. food. duh!
3. coz they're bastards.
4. i have a lot of suppressed rage.
=P

Congress
Humans
They're greedy jerks
People are stupid and irrational, but everyone is in this case

1. Congress
2. Humans
3. Cause they are weird
4. Cause you're mad

1. The opposite of progress is Regress!
2. Humanitarians eat food!
3. They fine you for not having enough money!
4. I don't press harder on the remote...I tell my B/F to change the battery. He gives it a hard press to make sure it's dead!!!

- If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?congress
2- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?whatever they want
3- Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?because they had to pay
4- How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?instincts i guess

Men press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead. They also press harder on women when they know their batteries are dead!

congress
humanz
because they're evil
because they're evil

1- Congress, of course.

2- Lol. Food.

3- Because people are CRAAAAAZY and they like to charge you money even if you don't have it.

4- Because you think maybe you can bring it back from the dead if you press hard enough... I really don't know, lol.

ha ha

1-opposite of progress is congress i guess
2-humanitarians eat humans
3-idk
4-because you want it to work and you think pressing harder will make it work

1 Congress
2 humans
3 Cuz you still spent the money
4 Cuz we think it will worker the harder we press

1- congress
2-humatables
3-they loves charging.
4-thinking it may get life again



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