Funny Blonde joke xD?!
Question: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Answers: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
ROFLMAO......
ok ok ok...nope gime a min...
lol
dint see that coming. That was brilliant. You just killed the blond joke forever if you are blond.
Gotta another?
lol.
LMAONADE!
It made me giggle. :>
quite funny dont no why i like it when im a blonde
areou ever concernedthat some blnd will be offended andreport you to YA. I had a guinie pig joke removed the other day and can't imagine why.
this was funny...i was pleasantly amused
Funny
I've read this before on Myspace forums.
However, I had better blonde joke laughs. This one sounds too fake.
HAHA that's really funny
the best part about it is the part where the guy sighs and assumes his duty as aid to his semi-retarded girlfriend.
that's funny stuff.
Lol, I haven't heard that one before. Good job.
i am blond and i don't get offended..i just laugh..cuz they are just jokes...people need to lighten up
its funny but i saw it on one of the answers to the questions.