Kids on balconies....How funny is this?!
Question: Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out,
"Matt's riding a new bike,"
"The Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed.
"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
Answers: Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out,
"Matt's riding a new bike,"
"The Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed.
"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
no wonder ilove you.......what a shame..your too good for me...is there nothing i can say or do to change your mind ?ime getting old and running out of time....be still my beating heart.........well ...wasn't that a stupid thing to say at my age.....seamanab xx
lol dats hilarious = )
haha!
lol! i like it!!!thanx 4 cheering up my day a bit!
Ha. That is a good one.
ooh ho that is rich!!!
lol, that was a good one.
LOL good 1 but kid of harsh
hahahah! this is
really funny!lmao
i like started cracking
up. i knew about sex
in like kindergarten...
hahah lol fantastic!!!
hahaha that's SOOO freakin' funny
very funny ^.^
wait how did he know they were doing it???? is he psychic??
i can relate to this scenario