Do you know any funny jokes?!
Question: Yes. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh (Poo)!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Answers: Yes. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh (Poo)!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
no
Nope. Sorry.
yo mama'sb teeth is so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade
no srry
can some of you go to my profile and to my questions and answer the on that says i made this song tell me what u think
heres the link srryhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Italian Arithmetic
An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't
hire him until he passes a little math test.
'Here's your first question,' the foreman said.
'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'
'Withouta numbers?' the Italian says, 'Datsa easy.' and
he proceeds to draw three trees.
'What's this?' the boss asks.
'Ave you gota no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes a
nine,' says the Italian.
'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second
question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'
The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks
up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree . 'Ere you
go.'
The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do
you get that to represent 99?'
'Eacha of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree,
and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa a 99.'
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually
have to hire this Italian, so he says, 'All right, last question.
Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'
The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks
up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base
of each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.'
The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you
think that represents a hundred!'
(You're going to love this one!!!)
The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at
the base of each tree and says, 'A l ittle doga come along and
Poopsa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree
and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data
makea one hundred. So, whenna I start?
i like this one a lot.
What do you call a cow on the ground?
-Ground beef!!!!
^kinda gay but....I made it up so I'm proud!!!! lol
why did the guy put bandages on his refridgarator?
because it had cold-cuts
did you hear the joke about the bed??it wasnt made up yet!!!!
no but today.. my friend wanted me to wax my hands.. ( they arent really hair lol )
.. i guess it wasnt really that funny....
but i thought it was
If you are OCD press 1 many times.
If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3, 4.
If you are codependent get someone to press 5 for you.
Here's one:
A foreign guy goes to his doctor. His English isn't bad, it's not perfect either:
' Doctor, doctor, I feel so low'
'Well', replied the medic, 'when I feel a little down I make love to my wife. Why don't you try the same?'
A few days later:
'Doctor, doctor, I feel much better'
'I'm glad to hear it'
'By the way...you have lovely house'.
:D
i dunno if you think these are funny but here they are:
your momma so old she used to sit behind jesus in third grade.
you momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
your momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.
Your mama's so fat that someone toke a picture of her feet and she couldnt identify them!
Your mamas so dumb she went to the movies and the guy said 17 and over so she went home and brought back 16 of her friends!
what do you call 2 black guys in a hot tub?hot chocolate lol
what do you call 100 black people in the ocean?an oil spill
whats the hardest day for a black kid?fathers day lol im not racest there just funny dont take it serious
Yea i guess this funny:
Yo mama is just like a school bus she's fat like a school bus
she's dirty like a school bus
and shes cheap like a school bus cost a dollar to ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q:How did the Tyrannosaurus feel when he went to the dentist??
A:He was a nervous REX!!!!!
Q: What vampire enjoys water the most??
A: Count QUACKULA!
one day a couple went to play mini golf, but it was the wife's
frist time playing the game. when they got to the frist hole the wife hit the ball to hard and broke a window of a house not to far away. the husband says "wait to go, now i have to go to that guy's house and talk to him" so when they get to the house the guy lets them in and talks about the accident and at the end of the chat the guy says "i am a magical genie and i can grant you any wish as long as i get somthing in return" the husband says "i wish i had a million$ at the of every month" and then the wife wishes for a million$ a month
and a jet that takes me anywhere that my heart desires. the ginie says" now that you get what you want, time to give me what i want," he says " you have a fine looking wife there, do you mind if i take her upstairs to have alone time. the couple take a while to make their decision so the couple agree to the deal. so the genie takes the wife upstairs and after a while the wife and the genie come downstairs and as they're about to leave the genie ask the couple how old they are, the husband says 31 and the wife says 30. the genie says
"you're 30 yeas old and you still belive in genies"
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving !