YO~MAMA jokes.....hilarious or amazing u decide....?!


Question: yo mama is so fat her picture falls off the wall



yo mama is so stupid she crashed into a parked car



yo mama is so stupid she studied for a blood test



yo mama is so ugly i entered her into an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no proffesionals



yo mama is so is so stupid she called me to get my phone number



yo mama is so old she called me and said can u get my purse i left it on noas ark


yo mama is so short in her drivers license picture it shows her legs...




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Answers: yo mama is so fat her picture falls off the wall



yo mama is so stupid she crashed into a parked car



yo mama is so stupid she studied for a blood test



yo mama is so ugly i entered her into an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no proffesionals



yo mama is so is so stupid she called me to get my phone number



yo mama is so old she called me and said can u get my purse i left it on noas ark


yo mama is so short in her drivers license picture it shows her legs...




hope u enjoyed feel free 2 contact me i post jokes on here all the time


* if u like

LOL THE BEST jokes i ever heard

they're alright...

yo mama is so negligent that she failed to raise a civilized boy

a few are very good, but i think some need some work. Keep up the good work making us all laugh!

yo momma's so old, i told her to act her age and the b*tch died.

yo momma's so sl*tty, she's like a lemonade stand, 10 cents a squeeze.

yo momma's so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt, n said "I got the power."

yo momma's so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store, and died of starvation.

yo momma's so fat, the only belt she can fit into is Belt Parkway.

yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow, and skittles popped out.

yo momma's so fat, she went for her morning jog in her yellow jogging suit and people were wavin at her yelling "Taxi, taxi!"

yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time, please."

yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said her phone number.

yo momma's so ugly, when she was born, her mom looked at her butt and said "oh, look, siamese twins!"

yo momma's so stupid she stole a free cookie.

yo momma's so fat everytime she turns around, its her birthday.

yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

yo momma's so stupid she was starin at a box of orange juice because it said "concentrate"


all i cud think of right now....=]

Neither hilarious nor funny

If only her legs showed on the picture, wouldn't that mean she's extremely tall?

lol nice
Yo mama so fat that when she got on a scale, it said "To Be Continued."

Yo mama so scary looking, that when she was born, the doctor dies of fright

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a one dollar bill, a booger came out of Washington's nose

Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the beach, the whales were singing, "We are Family!"

Yo mama so short that she needs a running start to get on the toilet

Yo mama so fat, that she uses a king sized mattress for a maxipad.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
LOL! And I got a lot more!

Yo mama jokes are so old

hahaha brilliant. Thanks for sharing.



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