Two eggs boiling in a pan?!
Question: one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Answers: one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
I've got one
An egg is placed in boiling water to be boiled, and says "It's gonna take me some time to get hard, I've just been laid"
Haha!
funny
LOVE IT! uber cute!
lol good one
hahaha your silly...i thought it was gonna be a variation on the AHH a talking muffin joke!
lol =P
:) That's a cute joke.
lol cute ^^
Silly but funny! 10!
not bad not bad
WOW! Simply lovely! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
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Hehehehe....
super funny
a cute egg joke.
it made me LOL.
lol
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haha thats funny
funny
funny
Haha.. it's funny.