Do You Think This Is Funny.............?!
Question: Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
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Here I sit broken-hearted,
tried to XXXX but only farted
Later on I took a chance,
tried to fart and XXXX my pants!
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Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Lets go ride bikes!!!
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Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary ********!
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From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-Groucho Marx, The Book of Insults
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Nikki
Answers: Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
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Here I sit broken-hearted,
tried to XXXX but only farted
Later on I took a chance,
tried to fart and XXXX my pants!
-----
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
-----
Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Lets go ride bikes!!!
-----
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary ********!
-----
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-Groucho Marx, The Book of Insults
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Nikki
ya i dont rite it either and LOL those r good jokes
loved it !! it's going on my blog! Report It
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