thats stupid
get a life!
pop
you're driving me nuckin futs!
yarldinfart!!!
Ketters.
Try this, it never fails. Just say one word and I guarantee the person you said it to will laugh or smile to say the least. The word: Pubes
I like cheese!!!!!!
I HAVE CUCUMBERS IN MY POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE!!! HOT! HOT!
sexy can i??
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal?
We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
Is there something that goes along with the 10 points?
Not so funny
But my best try
knock knock
whos there?
gimme 10 and ill tell ya :D
Don't cook bacon naked. It splatters!
i drooped my radioactive monkey in my breakfest again...im not in the mood for silly comments!
I was in a hurry to my classroom so I was running when someone open a door and I slammed right into it.
I didn't think anyone would be opening doors all of the sudden but boy was I wrong.
Also I had my phone in my back pocket and then when I went to pull down my pants to pee I heard my phone fall right in the toilet...... I was soo screwed!!
don't you just hate it when you wake up in the morning and u find urself lying next to a woman and you have no idea what her name is, how you met her, or why she's dead
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What did the Mexican Fireman name his two sons?
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...wait for it..
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Jose (pronounced -Hose A) and Jose B
(...As in No way Jose!)
what does an 80 year-old woman's private parts smell like?
wait for it....
depends.
a dog had a poo on my head so then i licked it off then flushed the dog down the toilet
People often say to me.............................
.........what you doing in my garden?
As the hurricane said to the coconut tree..."HANG ON TO YER NUTS CUZ THIS AINT NO ORDINARY BLOWWJOB!"
You must imagine this ok, two wrinkly old hags having sex on an electric fence... but u gotta imagine it.
funny!!!!!!
PUDDING!!!
Is it not funniest that you are giving 10 points,which is not funny at all.Thank you for 10's man.
In an artist's POV: It's a small world, unless you have to paint it.
A cat lover's POV: Hate the hairball, not the kitty.
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
Experience: What you get when you don't get what you wanted...
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
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