Do u know a better one?!
Question: there was a young man from Kent
whose tool was somewhat bent
to save him the trouble
he'd fold it up double
instead of coming he went.
Answers: there was a young man from Kent
whose tool was somewhat bent
to save him the trouble
he'd fold it up double
instead of coming he went.
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back and opened her crack
And p issed all over the ceiling.
To the first Answerer, I just posted that limerick on another question, but just so you know, I didn't copy it from you.
I copied it from Bridget Jones :-)
there was a lady billow
loves only dildo
lives on the truck
gets alltime suck
There was a young woman from Bude
Who went for a swim in the........lake
A young man in a punt,
Stuck a pole in her........ear
And said..You can't swim here it's private.
I've modified it slightly.
There was a man from York
who picked his nose with a fork
one day it got stuck
he said 'i dnt give a f u c k'
n now walks round like a dork