Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversa!
Question: The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
Answers: The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
He really did ask for it. lol
lol ;)
Lulz, funny stuff.
Very funny
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious!!!
LOL...nice!
Looooool Hilarious! :D
Hahaha
Hilarious
Have a star
that was a good 1 =D