Alcoholic at rehab center: educational joke?!
Question: An alcoholic at a rehab center speaks to his counselor,
"Sir. Is it okay if I eat dates?"
"Yes, of course; dates are good for you."
"What if I add a little water and yeast to my dates? Can I still have them?"
"Sure, why not!"
"Then why do you forbid me from drinking date wine? It's just a mix of water, yeast and dates? Why?"
The stunned counselor reflects on what he just heard, thinks for a moment and then replies,
"Sir, if I were to throw a handful of dust over your head would it hurt you?"
"Hah hah...no way"
"What if I mixed dust and water and poured it on your head?"
"Not really!"
"What if I baked this dust and water mixture into a glass bottle and hurled it on your head?"
(Silence)
Answers: An alcoholic at a rehab center speaks to his counselor,
"Sir. Is it okay if I eat dates?"
"Yes, of course; dates are good for you."
"What if I add a little water and yeast to my dates? Can I still have them?"
"Sure, why not!"
"Then why do you forbid me from drinking date wine? It's just a mix of water, yeast and dates? Why?"
The stunned counselor reflects on what he just heard, thinks for a moment and then replies,
"Sir, if I were to throw a handful of dust over your head would it hurt you?"
"Hah hah...no way"
"What if I mixed dust and water and poured it on your head?"
"Not really!"
"What if I baked this dust and water mixture into a glass bottle and hurled it on your head?"
(Silence)
LMAOO... real nice... i wouldn't say its an educational joke but it can surely give a good laugh to many, it made me laugh and usually i dont get amused by many jokes!
sudden sobriety
I don't really get it...
hu?
8O
i like it a star