Oh I have another funny story do you?!
Question: One day I went shopping with my 4 year old and I was trying on clothes and he was next to me in the fitting room. He wanted to take off his shirt and he was looking at himself in the mirror and pointed to his nipples asking "mom what are these." The fitting room is packed so I told him shhh and whispered to him those are your nipples. He says real loud "mom I wish I had big nipples like you." I was so embarrassed and when I left the fitting room everyone was laughing.
Answers: One day I went shopping with my 4 year old and I was trying on clothes and he was next to me in the fitting room. He wanted to take off his shirt and he was looking at himself in the mirror and pointed to his nipples asking "mom what are these." The fitting room is packed so I told him shhh and whispered to him those are your nipples. He says real loud "mom I wish I had big nipples like you." I was so embarrassed and when I left the fitting room everyone was laughing.
Oh very good.
We had friends round one evening and when it came time for my 6 year old daughter to go to bed she said to our guests "I'm going upstairs to say my prayers, does anyone want anything"?
Priceless.
"Out of the mouths of babes...."
omg embrASSing
hahaha kids say the darnedest things
hahaha Kids are so adorable and funny.. My daughter was yelling mommy farted in Walmart one time..The bad things was this was the one time I didnt actually do it..
My friends little brother saw her changing and asked her why she was wearing a nippleholder (bra)
thats funny. but that would be really embarrasing
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Kids Don't Miss Too Much...!!
i just posted this story, but i thoughtit was really funny so here it goes again...
my cousin once told me this story from when he visited california...we're both from dallas by the way...anyways...he was at his uncles house, which had a pool...and he pissed him off by saying "only streers and queers come from texas, and i dont see any horns on ya"...some 40 yr old said this to an 11 yr old...he told me that pissed him off pretty bad...also some girls who were friends of the family were swimming too...and they told him that theyll kno if he takes a piss because the put a chemical in the water that will make the piss around him red...he didnt believe it, and with a bladder full of piss, he went over to a corner and let a little bit of piss out...nothing turned red around him...so he got to thinking...dumb bitches lied to me, ill give u steers and queers u old pussy...and went to the bottom of the pool and floated up all while taking a piss...spinning in circles for extra distribution...no red, just a sick secret in the pool...thats steers and queers for ur *** huh?...i hope u think this story was funny...
kids will tell