Passing gas??!
Question: Here's a little funny to brighten up so many of us that are having a NOT SO GOOD day.
Sandy :O)
Tara, this is for you! Smile now.
STAR AND PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he's been last.'
Janet responded, 'Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's politically correct' for ugly as a mud fence) does not mean I don't have to fight off occasional unwelcome advances.'
Hillary asks, 'Well, how do you deal with the problem?'
Janet: 'Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can.'
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would want some action. She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses up and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine.
Bill rolled over and said, 'Janet, is that you?
Answers: Here's a little funny to brighten up so many of us that are having a NOT SO GOOD day.
Sandy :O)
Tara, this is for you! Smile now.
STAR AND PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he's been last.'
Janet responded, 'Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's politically correct' for ugly as a mud fence) does not mean I don't have to fight off occasional unwelcome advances.'
Hillary asks, 'Well, how do you deal with the problem?'
Janet: 'Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might, tense, and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can.'
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would want some action. She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him. She tenses up and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine.
Bill rolled over and said, 'Janet, is that you?
thank you...it worked. i'm smiling now!!
lol..xx
LMAO!!!
hahahaha loll
xcellent
Heard it before, but its still a good one, lol.
OMG, that is sooooo funny.... I will definitely tell my friend and I give you a star.....I have never heard that before did you make that up because it is really good
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
lol.....nice one!! =]
That's really funny...made my crappy day!
Lol, nice one. Star for you. Keep up the funny work.
omg....that was so hilarious, i was not expecting that ending.
**star for you**
Hi!!
Haha good joke!
Made me smile :)
Have a nice day!
xxxx
P.s. Have a star!
LOL!!!!!! ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I EVER HEARD!!!!!!!
That is funny!!!! :o)
ahahaha
such a nice one
Very funny! LLOL!
that was funny. lol!!!
LOL ROFLMAO............good luck again bill