Beach Jokes??????!
Question: My daughter is telling jokes for school and needs some realated to beaches or paradise or something warm like that any would be appriciated
thankx
Answers: My daughter is telling jokes for school and needs some realated to beaches or paradise or something warm like that any would be appriciated
thankx
OK i have one, i hope she likes blond jokes
There are 2 blonde's and a brunette. They are on a deserted island. Later, while one of them is looking for food, she finds a genie. the genie says: You can get 3 wishes. So they decide that each of them should get a wish. The first blond wishes for a speedboat so she can boat home. the 2nd blonde wishes for a pair of jet skis, so she can get a ride with the other blonde. The brunet is left on the island, and so the genie asks her what she wants and she said: I want a million dollars, I'll just take the bridge!
another blonde joke
so there's a3 girls, a blonde a brunet and a redhead.
They are on a deserted island. Later, while one of them is looking for food, she finds a genie. the genie says: You can get 3 wishes.
the brunette goes first and says:
I want to be with my husband
so she disappears, and is home.
The redhead says: I want to be with my family and friends.
So she is brought home
the blonde says:
I'm lonely, I want my friends back!
im just making this one up by the way thats why it sucks
what did the crad say to the beach ball?
beach-ween you and me, some thing smells a bit fishy around here!
beach-ween = between
Q. wat is a beach?
A. i dunno