Redneck jokes?!


Question: git-r-done,git-r-did flip her over and do it again.

there is this blonde sitting at the bar. This guy walks up to her and he starts flirting with her. He askes where she's from.She says I'm from the south, and i'm sorry your not my type, your not my brother

red neck on the jury
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.


Answers: git-r-done,git-r-did flip her over and do it again.

there is this blonde sitting at the bar. This guy walks up to her and he starts flirting with her. He askes where she's from.She says I'm from the south, and i'm sorry your not my type, your not my brother

red neck on the jury
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.

bro thats funny as hell
A star!

LOL!
dude that would really suck...
good job,star!

i like the last joke. very good

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Funny, that's true of all you gringos.

funny thanx lol!

The last one funny and to all people who think that people from the south sleep with their relatives get a reality check cause you're just as dumb as you try to make us look

the redneck on jury's good =]
lol



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