Who is the boss??!


Question: Different parts of the body were debating (and there were many of them so they must have been mass-debating)...anyhow...
The Brain said..."I should be boss as I make all the decisions".
The blood said..."I carry oxygen and food in the blood around the body...it would die without me".
The Legs said.. "without us the body would be stuck in one place."
The eyes said "without us it couldn't see where it was going."
The Rectum said "I get rid of waste...that's important."

They all laughed at the rectum and it shut down in a huff.
After a few days the Brain had a headache, the blood was infected, the legs were wobbly and the eyes watered....
This goes to prove...

The person in charge is always an AR$EHOLE .


Answers: Different parts of the body were debating (and there were many of them so they must have been mass-debating)...anyhow...
The Brain said..."I should be boss as I make all the decisions".
The blood said..."I carry oxygen and food in the blood around the body...it would die without me".
The Legs said.. "without us the body would be stuck in one place."
The eyes said "without us it couldn't see where it was going."
The Rectum said "I get rid of waste...that's important."

They all laughed at the rectum and it shut down in a huff.
After a few days the Brain had a headache, the blood was infected, the legs were wobbly and the eyes watered....
This goes to prove...

The person in charge is always an AR$EHOLE .

one em good old jokes aaaah\



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omg........................ This is sooooooooooo funny. Cheers for the laf mate, its so true.

Cool buddy!

Excellent, Class, mate.

Classical! nice one! LOL!

Funny :D

lol ha ha ha ha ha ha gud un

whahahahhaa.. very funny..
A star for you...

thats a good one m8!!!

classic thanks star

LOL thats funny and ture

lol im the boss at work
i may be an ars.ehole but at leAST NOW I KNOW THEY COULDNT FUNCTION WITHOUT ME
lmao thanks for the laugh

Thats not true.


But it is funny.

Hehehe, I liked that one. Think I should send it to my boss? :)

Here's one, not as funny as yours but cute just the same:

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"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to get married."

"Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?"

"Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma."

"Now, wait a minute," said his father.

"You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, do you!!"

"Why not?" the boy asked. "You married mine."

I don't know how you're getting away with these very old jokes! Still funny though.

That's funny..........

Hang on a mo, are you calling Me one?!

lol.....so true :D

first time i've heard that joke :)

thanx for the giggle :)

Xx

EDIT: lol mandy197......cute joke X-)

yuor great @ tellin jokes 10000000 stars for u

good stuff my man. I had a good laugh

that's funny

Good one!!! you can't please everyone m8.

not funny

not interesting not funny.



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