EASY POINTS! Give me a United State's Slogan?!
Question: http://www.13things.com
10 POINTS: What do you think of list (agree/disagree)? What's a FUNNY slogan you can come up with??
Oh and the game on the bottom is awesome! (overall site is kinda funny too!)
Answers: http://www.13things.com
10 POINTS: What do you think of list (agree/disagree)? What's a FUNNY slogan you can come up with??
Oh and the game on the bottom is awesome! (overall site is kinda funny too!)
We are Truely 50 f*cked up places.
New State Mottos
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep, syrup!
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared !!!
United States slogan- Don't worry he'll be gone in November!
The game was funny
Florida: The bright side? You don't need winter coats here!
Nevada: Come spend your money here!
The U.S.: Be original. Then wait for us to bomb you.
Louisiana: Where your cousin is your mom. And your sister, too.
Alaska: Damn, it's cold!
Hawaii: Way out here, no one can here you scream.
California: Our new name is Hollywood.
-IMP ;) :)
N.C.=1st in flight, 49th (or so) in education
S.C.=1st in succession, 50th (or so) in education
There's no them in US
Everything's Bigger in Texas
America: Home of the Free (except where prohibited)
Everything is bigger in the U.S.
(the prisons, the mental institutions, crime, murder rates...)
Welcome to America. We are the biggest country in the world and there is nothing outside of the US. We are so very cultured. Oh my God!! Have a nice day now....