Best joke you've heard?!
Question: A man checked into a hotel in Jamaica. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: November 30, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
PS. Sure is hot down here!
Answers: A man checked into a hotel in Jamaica. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: November 30, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
PS. Sure is hot down here!
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
how do you stop a black person from jumping on your bed?
put velcrow on the ceiling(cause of afroes)
how do you get them down?
tell a bunch of mexicans they are a pinata
i am not racist
Do you know why Indian girls have a dot on their forehead?
So on their wedding night their new husband can scratch it off to see if he's won a mini-mart or a doughnut shop.
there was once this workers working in a ditch with there boss shouting keep working finally one got mad and says to hes friend why does he get a higher salary when we do all the work ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont know well i am going to find out (he climbs up) boss why is it that we do all the work while you stay here not working well says the boss he led him to a tree and put his hand in front of it i want you to punch my hand as hard as you can but boss surely it will hurt i dont care says the boss so the worker threw a punch and as soon that the worker threw the punch the boss took out his hand leaving the worker to hit the tree AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cried the worker see its the brains says the boss ohhhhhhhhhh the worker climbs down and says its the brains do you think he is saying we are dome says his friend no i bet i am smarter than the boss says the worker so what did the do says his friend a smile came to the workers face as he placed his hand in front of his face ready to outsmart his friend punch my hand as hard as you can