Can you provide better answers to these 2 questions?!
Question: Q: What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Answers: Q: What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
I would suggest simply making the comedic timing of each punch line better.
A: Both have about 1 in 3 million chance of becoming human.
A: To prevent clients from getting billed twice for the same service. (I would say the actual F word, but I don't think it's appropriate here. XD But saying a curse isn't necessarily a bad thing in a punchline.)
The more succinct the punch, the snappier and more clever it sounds. :)
Both true
Not all attorneys are bad.
haha, the second one was awesome.
lmao, the second one was histerical!
Lol
Ha ha ha.!!!
They are good, as they are mate.!!!
Blooming sharks lawyers, lol.!!!
both funny
you get more answers if you put your question in the title and not in the details.
ha ha..nice ones..how about this one
a lawyer has just bought a new car and goes into town to show it off to his mates..as he opens the door a lorry comes past and knocks his door off..the lawyer calls the cops..when the cop arrives he rants on about it being a new car..and he had just come to town..blah blah..the cop waits for him to finnish then says you are the most materialistic guy i've ever come across..the lawyer says why do you say that..the cop says your right arm is missing..the laywer says...bloody hell..my rolex....